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2000-08-11��more bullshitting by just quoting stuff instead of writing a real entry
"If I wasn't shy I'd burn all the uniforms I'd burn all the 'Ask Me' buttons I'd burn all the intercoms I'd burn all the time clock cards If I wasn't shy I'd steal somebody's Cadillac I'd steal anything I lack I'd steal all the microphones from all the masters of ceremony If I wasn't shy I'd ask you, if you don't mind, to kiss you a hundred times" They Might Be Giants, "If I Wasn't Shy" *******
"I know I'm a fool when I rave and rant
Won't recant
Wish to be cool, but I can't
Oh no, I can't"
-Gas Huffer, "Hacked"
I got these from Andrew Wagster, who has a lot in common with me. But I'm not nearly as prolific or funny.